Steam cleaning the rug
with an iron-
genius.
Unless
the rug is from Target.
Then it just gets crusty
and embarrassing-
like face scabs-
and now we have to wear socks
all the time.
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Monday, May 30, 2011
I wish I could say I was drunk when this happened
Steam cleaning the rug
with an iron-
genius.
Unless
the rug is from Target.
Then it just gets crusty
and embarrassing-
like face scabs-
and now we have to wear socks
all the time.
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